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Fold them over the handle on\nyour dishwasher or range, hang them on a hook from the integrated hanger loop,\nor use them as placemats under dishes. Regardless, these funny towels make\ngreat holiday decor. Although billed primarily as a kitchen towel, they're a\ngreat addition to a guest bathroom. Very few functional decorations work well\nin both rooms equally. The screen-printed embellishments in red ink on white\ncloth will stand out as funny and sarcastic cloths in the way you intend. They\nwill look good with traditional red and green Christmas decor. If you enjoy\ngoing a little off the mainstream for holidays these are the dishtowels for\nyou. This brand is more exclusive than those you can pick up for a dollar at\nyour local clearance store. It will be obvious that you took some time finding\nthese towels just as you do with everything in your home. Toss this set into\nyour cart before they Santa comes down your chimney!\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"a\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003ecotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eFESTIVE DECOR: Each dish towel features an original holiday themed design with a quote from a popular Christmas movie. The white cloth and red ink goes well with other seasonal decorations, such as a stockings, Christmas trees, advent calendars, wreaths, and garland. Use them to accent Santas milk \u0026amp; cookies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eGET INTO THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT: Create a celebratory mood by referencing quotes from an iconic Christmas movie. Channel your inner cousin Eddie with Jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse. Even you grinchiest friends or Ebenezer Scrooge wouldnt dare to bah humbug these towels.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eDECORATE YOUR KITCHEN: Each soft dishcloth is extra festive and cute at the same time. Jazz up your cuisine with decoration that's functional and fun. Celebrate the holiday in style. Use them to dry hands or dishes, or as a guest or half bath set.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eLARGE SIZE TO TACKLE ANY JOB: These towels are 28-inch x 28-inch and 100% cotton. They have a loop holder for easy hanging. 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Reminiscent of Swedish\ndishcloths that do such a good job in the kitchen, these hand towels are made\nof quality 100% cotton white flour sack for the fabric's utilitarian, durable\nand fast-drying features. The difference is that our towels were created to be\nreusable, not disposable. They will stand up to many washings. You won’t be\nable to wait to pull these out every December. Fold them over the handle on\nyour dishwasher or range, hang them on a hook from the integrated hanger loop,\nor use them as placemats under dishes. Regardless, these funny towels make\ngreat holiday decor. Although billed primarily as a kitchen towel, they're a\ngreat addition to a guest bathroom. Very few functional decorations work well\nin both rooms equally. The screen-printed embellishments in red ink on white\ncloth will stand out as funny and sarcastic cloths in the way you intend. They\nwill look good with traditional red and green Christmas decor. If you enjoy\ngoing a little off the mainstream for holidays these are the dishtowels for\nyou. This brand is more exclusive than those you can pick up for a dollar at\nyour local clearance store. It will be obvious that you took some time finding\nthese towels just as you do with everything in your home. Toss this set into\nyour cart before they Santa comes down your chimney!\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"a\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003ecotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eFESTIVE DECOR: Each dish towel features an original holiday themed design with a quote from a popular Christmas movie. The white cloth and red ink goes well with other seasonal decorations, such as a stockings, Christmas trees, advent calendars, wreaths, and garland. Use them to accent Santas milk \u0026amp; cookies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eGET INTO THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT: Create a celebratory mood by referencing quotes from an iconic Christmas movie. Channel your inner cousin Eddie with Jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse. Even you grinchiest friends or Ebenezer Scrooge wouldnt dare to bah humbug these towels.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eDECORATE YOUR KITCHEN: Each soft dishcloth is extra festive and cute at the same time. Jazz up your cuisine with decoration that's functional and fun. Celebrate the holiday in style. Use them to dry hands or dishes, or as a guest or half bath set.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eLARGE SIZE TO TACKLE ANY JOB: These towels are 28-inch x 28-inch and 100% cotton. They have a loop holder for easy hanging. They make a great addition in winter, or in the home of any movie fan with a good sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003eHIGH QUALITY: Each design is screen printed on these extra-absorbent towels which can be laundered over and over and hold up to their original quality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e"}